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Caroline Channing: Max, yours
Boyfriend is naked.

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And waves from his
Container apartment.

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Max Black: Are you sure that?
is it Deke?

4
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It was last time
just a naked math junkie,

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in a normal container,
I mean...

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we had a lot of fun,

7
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but oh well.

8
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Caroline Channing: At least
the meth junkie has cupcakes
bought,

9
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I mean he thought they were
alive.

10
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But still.

11
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Max Black: I'm leaving early today
End.

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Caroline Channing: You're sleeping
in the container again?

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Seriously, you got this
really thought about it?

14
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Do you want the SARS itself again?
spreading?

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Max Black: I was already for
the first outbreak
responsible.

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I'll never deal with anyone again
Bat in Thailand.

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Man: Hi Max!

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Max Black and Caroline
Channing: [screaming and laughing]

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[theme music]

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Han Lee: Max is closed for 45 minutes
late.

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And if she says again,

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she had prostate exam,

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I won't fall for it.

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Caroline Channing: Very relaxed,
she is with Deke in his
Containers.

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You know what it's like when you...
starts sleeping together,

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and can't let go anymore.

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Whatever, just believe me.

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Oleg: I was able to do my first
Don't let go of love either,

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I'm talking about, of course
my penis.

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Han Lee: I've had enough,

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is not a game of cat and mouse
with me.

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Earl: And we all know who
the mouse is.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello friends.

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I heard two bums

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which is really in the container
do.

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Caroline Channing: Sophie, that
were Max and Deke.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh me
understand.

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If you want it fresh
stays, you have to do something like that.

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I had sex in one once
bus,

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and I drove it.

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These children were in very late
the school.

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Han Lee: Enough. I
march to Max,

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and read her the Levites.

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Nobody has sex if I don't
wants.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes, you did
Not even sex if you want it.

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Han Lee: Your free pudding is
deleted.

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Han Lee: Max.

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[knock]

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Han Lee: Max, open up.

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I'm even angrier than
back then,

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than you as me on Ebay
Wanted to sell a free dwarf.

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Oleg: Well, nobody has them
forced

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to put on the red hat.

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Han Lee: Great that you brought me in
mine

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Humiliation too
mocked.

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Sophie: Hi, when it rattles
containers,

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Nobody opens it, baby.

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Deke: Hi man.

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Max Black: Hello little one
Miss.

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I'll take three bags
Gummy bears and once
Aftereight.

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Deke: And ten for me please
Twix.

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Caroline Channing: That means im
Wait a minute, raiders again.

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Why am I like that?
Know-it-all.

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Max Black: What's up, you guys
Spinners?

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Earl: Hi kid!

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Han Lee: You should have been there since 48
Work minutes.

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Max Black: Listen, kid
Prince.

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We have to stay in here
prepare for

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a pastry school competition.

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Deke: And have hot sex.

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Max Black: And if you me
again

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disturbing me while I study

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Deke: Or have hot sex...

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Max Black: Then you get it
a kick from me,

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who joins them with the other hobbits
transported back to the Shire.

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Han Lee: But I have it
shown.

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Caroline Channing: Do you think so?

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Nicolas: All flowers must
be on top of the cake,

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when I say time is over.

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And after that there will be no more
fumbled around.

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Max Black: I always do
for shift change at Hooters
said.

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Deke: Hot! Do you have the uniform?
yet?

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Max Black: Oh I would
no longer fit.

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I used to be really fat
Pugs.

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Nicolas: Bebe, how much time
do we still have?

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Bebe: You mean all of us?

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Oh God, I would say
maximum 2 months.

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Nicolas: No, no, for him
Cake competition.

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Bebe: Oh, 60 seconds.

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Max Black: 60 seconds, you guys
crazy.

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Bebe: I'm sorry about this pressure
is killing me.

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It won't take long

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and I'll start mine again
Eyelash to eat.

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Nicolas: The winning team wins
a week,

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Free lessons, and as they say
man...

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make a big deal.

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John: You're so clumsy
Heidi Dumm.

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Max Black: Forget it, mister
meatball,

99
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we will win.

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Deke and I are broke, we
need it more than you.

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Caroline Channing: Fifteen
seconds.

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Nicolas: Oh bonjour Caroline.

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I'm very happy.

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Caroline Channing: Oh stop that
you are married.

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I'm officially here, Bebe
has on

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the aisle
nervous breakdown.

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Ten seconds.

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Deke: Come on, kid, do it
put it on, put it on.

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Put it on, put it on.

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Why am I babbling like that?
loud about that?

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Nicolas: Okay, guys. We have
a favorite.

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But I want to be honest,

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if I have the prettiest flower
would have to choose in the room,

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then it would be you.

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Caroline Channing: That is
unbelievable...obvious.

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And incredibly apt.

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Max Black: Oh come on,
find a stairwell.

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Caroline Channing: Yours
Stopwatch.

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Nicolas: Thank you.

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Max Black: Say who
won.

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Nicolas: The winners are,

122
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and I'm very happy

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Max and Deke.

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Deke: You were world class!

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I love you.

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Max Black: I love you too.

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Deke: Really? You do that?

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Max Black: Do you?

129
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Deke: Um, yeah.

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I do.

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Max Black: Well then,

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I do it too.

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So it was stupid.

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Max Black: OK, two important ones
things,

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First of all, I'm the guy with
who you were in the love chat.

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And secondly, five minutes
girl talk,

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but not longer, otherwise power
I'm still a girl.

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Caroline Channing: Yeah, go ahead and say it
me.

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Leave nothing out and leave everything
inside.

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Max Black: I have something today
said, from

141
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I thought I never would
say.

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Caroline Channing: Thank you very much.

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Max Black: I said, I
love you.

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To Deke.

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He said I love you, and
I said it back.

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Caroline Channing: Oh cool,
good for you.

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Max Black: That's all.

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00:06:07,570 --> 00:06:09,700
I'll bring these extra here
right girl number for you.

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And you leave me in the rain
stand.

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I've seen the films.

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You have to jump around now,

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and scream, that screams
Margaritas.

153
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That screams Margarithas.

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Max Black: Too late, too mendacious.

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Your first reaction has everything
said.

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And your second just has
annoyed.

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Caroline Channing: I'm sorry
sorry.

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I didn't think you would
so serious about him.

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He has no fortune

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I mean, he lives in a place
Dumpster.

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Max Black: You're real
snobby.

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Caroline Channing: It's disturbing
so not you,

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that he every Tuesday,
between ten

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and two move his house
must

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Max Black: No, I wanted to
always travel.

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[knock]

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Caroline Channing: Oh come on
already,

168
00:06:47,700 --> 00:06:49,900
you can't really
be in love with him, right?

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I mean, you can't go in
Deke be in love.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Max. You
love this sweet one
Moccachino homeless people

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with the Jewish hairstyle?

172
00:07:01,300 --> 00:07:03,200
Max Black: He's not
homeless,

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He lives in a beautiful place
furnished garbage container.

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Caroline Channing: So
Homeless.

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Sophie Kachinsky: I understand.

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00:07:10,370 --> 00:07:12,830
You know, I was there once
engaged to a man,

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who lived in the sewers
has.

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The heart wants what it wants.

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Apart from that,

180
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he said, he is friends with
the Newton Ninja Turtles,

181
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and they were crazy
popular back then.

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Max Black: What does this mean?
back then?

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00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:29,900
If he gave me Donatello
can imagine

184
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get it back.

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Caroline Channing: Where from
did you know

186
00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,370
that you love him, this one
Sewer man?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Well, him
made me laugh.

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He was wild and manly.

189
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And I never wanted one
moment without him.

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Probably because he me
addicted to heroin.

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But that was a crazy one
Summer.

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Max Black: See, me
feel the same.

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About the heroin number times
unfortunately apart.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, may I
pee with you, that would be nice.

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There's a wasp in mine
toilet.

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Caroline Channing: Yeah, sure
Sure Sophie.

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Caroline Channing to Max Black:
What are you looking at?

198
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Is the wasp behind me?

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00:08:10,730 --> 00:08:12,600
Max Black: I just believe it
not.

200
00:08:12,600 --> 00:08:14,770
Even though you've been with me for three years
you're friends with me

201
00:08:14,770 --> 00:08:16,700
Do you still have something against it?
poor people.

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00:08:16,930 --> 00:08:19,800
Caroline Channing: Max, you
love the man, I can him
love too.

203
00:08:19,800 --> 00:08:21,000
I don't know him enough anymore.

204
00:08:21,170 --> 00:08:22,500
Invite me into your garbage can,

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to a wine and cheese party.

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Sophie Kachinsky: A wine and
Cheese party.

207
00:08:27,070 --> 00:08:29,530
I'll get my new one
Bring pleasure boys.

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00:08:30,000 --> 00:08:33,770
He is the Caesar salad pepper
Boy in the Olive Garden.

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00:08:36,430 --> 00:08:37,830
Max Black: No dates Sophie.

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The place is so tiny

211
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that I accidentally got into her
I took it with me in my handbag.

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Deke: Mhm, that Camembert
smells like feet.

213
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This shows the highest quality.

214
00:08:52,070 --> 00:08:54,100
Are you acting like a cheese baron here?
or what?

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It's completely noble.

216
00:08:56,030 --> 00:08:58,500
They're just people from that
Invited to dinner.

217
00:08:58,500 --> 00:08:59,330
They serve there,

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imitation imitation of
crab meat

219
00:09:02,870 --> 00:09:05,170
Deke: I just wanted to
pimp the shed for you.

220
00:09:05,170 --> 00:09:07,600
You know, a little wine, a
a bit of cheese,

221
00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:08,670
a toilet flush.

222
00:09:09,170 --> 00:09:10,870
Max Black: That wouldn't be necessary
been.

223
00:09:10,870 --> 00:09:12,430
I love that you are here
live.

224
00:09:12,530 --> 00:09:15,130
And if a garbage container is good
was enough for me as a baby,

225
00:09:15,130 --> 00:09:16,670
he is that for me too
adults.

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00:09:17,570 --> 00:09:19,800
Deke: Oh you love that I do
live here, huh?

227
00:09:19,800 --> 00:09:22,430
Does that mean you have something too
love something else?

228
00:09:22,430 --> 00:09:23,670
Max Black: I have Karate Kid
loved,

229
00:09:23,670 --> 00:09:25,670
before Will Smith's son
that messed up.

230
00:09:27,500 --> 00:09:29,800
Deke: Oh please be serious
for a moment.

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00:09:29,800 --> 00:09:31,870
Do you just have I love you?
said because I said so?

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Max Black: Honestly,

233
00:09:34,230 --> 00:09:37,200
Yes, but I sure did
seriously, I think.

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00:09:37,970 --> 00:09:39,630
Max Black: Listen, I got this
not on it.

235
00:09:39,870 --> 00:09:42,070
Just as not to
laugh when children fall.

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00:09:44,770 --> 00:09:47,570
You should know that if
or if I say it again,

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is meant seriously.

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Deke: Sure, I can wait.
I love you, Max.

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Max Black: How funny of you.

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Max Black to Caroline Channing:
Oh, hi. Come on in.

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And be kind, remember, you
you barely have a bed.

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00:09:59,170 --> 00:10:00,770
Caroline Channing: Don't worry,

243
00:10:01,170 --> 00:10:02,470
Caroline Channing to Deke: Very
pretty area.

244
00:10:02,470 --> 00:10:03,970
I have your neighbor
met,

245
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:04,900
the mattress.

246
00:10:04,900 --> 00:10:06,570
Deke: Oh the faggot?

247
00:10:07,570 --> 00:10:10,230
So you want a Cabernet
or a Chirasse.

248
00:10:11,230 --> 00:10:12,730
Max Black: Chirasse...

249
00:10:12,970 --> 00:10:14,130
is it really called that?

250
00:10:15,930 --> 00:10:17,430
Caroline Channing: Oh wow.

251
00:10:17,430 --> 00:10:19,630
That's a few
interesting combinations.

252
00:10:20,100 --> 00:10:22,400
The station wagon over there is completely closed
silent.

253
00:10:23,170 --> 00:10:25,100
Max Black: Please leave quickly
someone else is coming.

254
00:10:25,100 --> 00:10:26,370
[knock]

255
00:10:27,970 --> 00:10:29,270
Han Lee: Hello everyone.

256
00:10:29,270 --> 00:10:30,200
I'm here.

257
00:10:31,770 --> 00:10:33,470
Max Black: Please leave quickly
come to someone else.

258
00:10:34,170 --> 00:10:37,030
I have homemade here
Kimchi bimdi duck.

259
00:10:37,030 --> 00:10:38,370
Do you want to try them?

260
00:10:38,370 --> 00:10:40,300
Or should I put them straight away?
Throw trash?

261
00:10:41,800 --> 00:10:43,000
Deke: I have one year
used,

262
00:10:43,000 --> 00:10:44,970
about a smell like this
get rid of again.

263
00:10:44,970 --> 00:10:45,800
But thanks Han.

264
00:10:47,400 --> 00:10:49,870
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh what
a dirty place.

265
00:10:50,370 --> 00:10:52,500
I have this on the way
imagined.

266
00:10:54,200 --> 00:10:55,830
Oleg: All right, let's get started.

267
00:10:56,300 --> 00:10:58,430
I'm looking forward to a wild one
Night baby.

268
00:11:00,830 --> 00:11:02,670
Earl: Oh shit.

269
00:11:02,670 --> 00:11:05,230
No, I'm too old for something like that.

270
00:11:06,030 --> 00:11:07,130
Deke: Careful your head,
Sophia.

271
00:11:07,130 --> 00:11:08,800
Maybe you pull the high ones
shoes off.

272
00:11:09,270 --> 00:11:11,670
Sophie Kachinsky: You want me
ban high shoes?

273
00:11:11,870 --> 00:11:13,970
Communist Russia has
didn't make it,

274
00:11:13,970 --> 00:11:15,800
the high shoes to me
ban.

275
00:11:17,170 --> 00:11:18,330
Hi Earl,

276
00:11:18,770 --> 00:11:20,770
we want to go somewhere
get drunk,

277
00:11:20,770 --> 00:11:23,200
where we first have to bend down,
if we want something?

278
00:11:23,700 --> 00:11:25,630
Earl: I would love that
do.

279
00:11:30,530 --> 00:11:31,930
Han Lee: I don't want to brag

280
00:11:31,930 --> 00:11:34,170
but I'm the only one here who can
stand upright?

281
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,130
Max Black: Great boast, Han.

282
00:11:39,670 --> 00:11:41,300
Caroline Channing: Deke, tell me
tell me something about you.

283
00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:42,830
Max Black: No Guantanamo Bay
ask.

284
00:11:43,130 --> 00:11:45,330
Deke: Well I'm in the
pastry school,

285
00:11:45,330 --> 00:11:46,530
live in a dumpster,

286
00:11:46,530 --> 00:11:48,600
and I became One Direction
thrown out,

287
00:11:48,600 --> 00:11:49,630
because I'm too beautiful.

288
00:11:49,730 --> 00:11:50,530
That's it.

289
00:11:50,770 --> 00:11:52,130
Caroline Channing: There has to be
give even more.

290
00:11:52,130 --> 00:11:55,230
I mean Rockfort and a 2001
Cerat from the Rhone

291
00:11:55,230 --> 00:11:57,700
is a surprising one
Combination at a rubbish party.

292
00:11:57,700 --> 00:11:58,930
How come you know wine
out?

293
00:11:58,930 --> 00:12:00,900
Deke: Well, I wanted you
impress,

294
00:12:00,900 --> 00:12:03,600
and grape juice for adults
is my specialty.

295
00:12:05,300 --> 00:12:06,630
Caroline Channing: Where are you from?
originally from?

296
00:12:06,630 --> 00:12:08,530
Are you in a warehouse?
grew up,

297
00:12:08,530 --> 00:12:08,730
or...

298
00:12:08,730 --> 00:12:09,770
Max Black: Now stop it.

299
00:12:10,430 --> 00:12:11,800
He looks nervous.

300
00:12:11,800 --> 00:12:12,530
Like a fat boy

301
00:12:12,530 --> 00:12:14,670
at a birthday party
discovered the pool.

302
00:12:14,970 --> 00:12:16,200
[knock]

303
00:12:16,500 --> 00:12:18,070
Deke: I'm coming, coming.

304
00:12:19,900 --> 00:12:21,830
Nicolas: Well, here it is
real dumpsters.

305
00:12:21,830 --> 00:12:23,800
I have wine with me, Bebe cheese.

306
00:12:24,070 --> 00:12:25,070
Soda similar.

307
00:12:25,630 --> 00:12:27,100
Bebe: Thanks for the invitation.

308
00:12:27,100 --> 00:12:28,470
I'm happy that I can
heard.

309
00:12:28,830 --> 00:12:30,600
Oleg: Very good another bride.

310
00:12:31,430 --> 00:12:33,000
Throw the key into the bowl.

311
00:12:33,000 --> 00:12:35,000
At the moment it's just me and
Han.

312
00:12:35,330 --> 00:12:36,900
And that won't happen.

313
00:12:38,900 --> 00:12:40,530
Caroline Channing: What did
Looking for Nicolas here?

314
00:12:40,530 --> 00:12:41,500
Hide me.

315
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:43,570
Max Black: I'm afraid you will
not escape him.

316
00:12:44,630 --> 00:12:45,530
Deke: Sorry,

317
00:12:45,530 --> 00:12:47,030
I thought you wanted some
him.

318
00:12:47,030 --> 00:12:48,100
Caroline Channing: I do
nothing from him.

319
00:12:48,430 --> 00:12:50,230
Nicolas: Please Caroline, none
Fear.

320
00:12:50,230 --> 00:12:51,530
I'm just here as an acquaintance.

321
00:12:52,100 --> 00:12:53,370
Caroline Channing: And where is
your hand?

322
00:12:53,730 --> 00:12:55,170
Nicolas: On your pretty one
Popo.

323
00:12:55,730 --> 00:12:57,970
It's tight, I had a choice
between him and them
sink.

324
00:12:58,730 --> 00:13:00,300
Caroline Channing: Please, take
them away immediately.

325
00:13:00,800 --> 00:13:01,600
Nicolas: She's gone.

326
00:13:01,930 --> 00:13:03,400
Oleg: This is my baby.

327
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:09,800
Come on, it's quarter past
nine.

328
00:13:09,800 --> 00:13:11,570
And none of you have it
Blouse open.

329
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,530
Someone had to do something.

330
00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:19,200
Bebe: Once, we have
Pot hitting played.

331
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,830
Well, they got me a pot
placed on the head.

332
00:13:21,830 --> 00:13:23,170
And hit it.

333
00:13:24,230 --> 00:13:25,600
Deke: Bebe, do you want wine?

334
00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,870
Bebe: Sure, why not.

335
00:13:26,870 --> 00:13:28,070
I don't have anything to do tomorrow.

336
00:13:28,070 --> 00:13:29,700
Except for my move to Canada.

337
00:13:30,000 --> 00:13:31,000
All: What?

338
00:13:31,770 --> 00:13:32,900
Bebe: Yes, no drama.

339
00:13:32,900 --> 00:13:34,000
To make it short,

340
00:13:34,000 --> 00:13:34,930
they found me.

341
00:13:37,200 --> 00:13:39,870
Nicolas: Caroline, that's what it means
it's just the two of us in the office.

342
00:13:40,800 --> 00:13:43,100
Caroline Channing: Nicolas,
please. What did I say about yours?
hand.

343
00:13:43,100 --> 00:13:44,000
Han Lee: I am.

344
00:13:45,400 --> 00:13:47,400
I just wanted to get the cheese.

345
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,300
Deke: Hi, if you'd like
Alberta come,

346
00:13:51,300 --> 00:13:52,800
go to Fairmont and Benf.

347
00:13:53,000 --> 00:13:54,330
That's super funny.

348
00:13:54,430 --> 00:13:55,770
Then I soldered myself shut,

349
00:13:55,770 --> 00:13:57,570
and then I went into the lake
jumped.

350
00:13:57,570 --> 00:13:58,770
He was frozen.

351
00:13:58,770 --> 00:14:00,070
Severe rib fracture.

352
00:14:00,900 --> 00:14:01,730
Wasn't fun.

353
00:14:02,430 --> 00:14:03,870
Caroline Channing: Hi the hotel
I know.

354
00:14:03,870 --> 00:14:05,770
The Fairmont Chauteau on the Lake
Louis.

355
00:14:05,770 --> 00:14:08,300
We were always there in the winter.
A very exclusive resort.

356
00:14:08,570 --> 00:14:10,370
They have time to see Barbara
Streisand said,

357
00:14:10,370 --> 00:14:11,600
Go to the Holiday Inn.

358
00:14:12,300 --> 00:14:14,270
Nicolas: Caroline, you want
some of my icing on the cake.

359
00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:15,500
Caroline Channing: I really want to
no cream from you.

360
00:14:16,900 --> 00:14:18,170
Caroline Channing to Max Black:
It's getting a bit crowded here.

361
00:14:18,170 --> 00:14:19,930
I'll disappear without it
someone notices.

362
00:14:20,700 --> 00:14:21,370
Caroline Channing to Han Lee:
Um, sorry.

363
00:14:22,130 --> 00:14:23,500
Sorry, sorry,
Sorry.

364
00:14:25,430 --> 00:14:27,230
Max Black: Wait, wait, wait,
wait.

365
00:14:27,570 --> 00:14:31,670
So Deke, what do you say?
Do you like it better?

366
00:14:31,900 --> 00:14:33,700
Caroline Channing: For me it was
To this day, Deke is just the guy

367
00:14:33,700 --> 00:14:34,800
who walks around and sings,

368
00:14:34,800 --> 00:14:35,900
when it gets stuffy in the room,

369
00:14:35,900 --> 00:14:36,900
and the pants are full of foam,

370
00:14:36,900 --> 00:14:37,900
I have diarrhea.

371
00:14:38,430 --> 00:14:40,930
But now I find out that he
knows everything about cheese,

372
00:14:40,930 --> 00:14:43,130
and in this murder tax
hotel was,

373
00:14:43,130 --> 00:14:45,100
so I'm even more confused.

374
00:14:45,430 --> 00:14:46,800
Max Black: What's with it
confusing?

375
00:14:46,800 --> 00:14:48,270
The foam is the diarrhea.

376
00:14:49,500 --> 00:14:50,570
Nicolas: Caroline, wait.

377
00:14:50,570 --> 00:14:51,670
I'll take you home.

378
00:14:51,670 --> 00:14:52,770
Caroline Channing: No, that
I can do it alone.

379
00:14:52,900 --> 00:14:54,670
At least use my scarf.
It's cold.

380
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:55,970
Caroline Channing: No, need
I don't.

381
00:14:55,970 --> 00:14:56,970
[Screaming]

382
00:14:59,170 --> 00:14:59,900
Nicolas: Is everything ok?

383
00:14:59,900 --> 00:15:00,470
I'll help you.

384
00:15:00,470 --> 00:15:01,430
Caroline Channing: No Nicolas.

385
00:15:01,430 --> 00:15:03,300
I won't become the other woman
be.

386
00:15:03,600 --> 00:15:05,670
Even if I just
obviously lying in the dirt.

387
00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:07,330
I'm not that deep yet
sunk.

388
00:15:11,870 --> 00:15:12,770
Nicolas: Caroline, listen.

389
00:15:12,930 --> 00:15:14,370
Things aren't always like that,

390
00:15:14,370 --> 00:15:15,470
as we believe.

391
00:15:15,900 --> 00:15:18,300
Although from the outside it looks like garbage
looks.

392
00:15:18,730 --> 00:15:21,230
Maybe there is inside
still a nice apartment.

393
00:15:21,830 --> 00:15:23,500
I like externally married
be,

394
00:15:23,500 --> 00:15:25,500
but not inside.

395
00:15:26,670 --> 00:15:27,970
Life is complex.

396
00:15:28,670 --> 00:15:30,500
Caroline: Your whole theory
builds on it,

397
00:15:30,500 --> 00:15:32,730
that I have this container in
I think the inside is beautiful?

398
00:15:33,830 --> 00:15:34,670
Which I don't do.

399
00:15:34,670 --> 00:15:35,370
Good night.

400
00:15:36,570 --> 00:15:37,370
Nicolas: Oh Caroline.

401
00:15:37,370 --> 00:15:38,370
Caroline Channing: Listen please
stop begging.

402
00:15:38,370 --> 00:15:38,930
Nicolas: I wanted...

403
00:15:38,930 --> 00:15:40,430
Caroline Channing: In one
another world, in another
life.

404
00:15:40,430 --> 00:15:40,770
Nicolas: I want...

405
00:15:40,770 --> 00:15:42,400
Caroline Channing: You can
your wife not for me
leave.

406
00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:43,370
Nicolas: No, you have...

407
00:15:43,370 --> 00:15:44,830
Caroline Channing: Honestly, you
don't have to say it.

408
00:15:44,830 --> 00:15:45,500
Nicolas: But I have to...

409
00:15:46,630 --> 00:15:48,070
You have a diaper stuck to your back.

410
00:15:50,470 --> 00:15:51,900
Caroline Channing: That's me
consciously.

411
00:16:01,070 --> 00:16:02,500
Max Black: What are you painting?

412
00:16:02,500 --> 00:16:04,570
Is this a family?
Picnic in the park?

413
00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:06,570
Deke: No, that should be a G.

414
00:16:07,700 --> 00:16:10,600
I haven't had anything since 1966
written by hand.

415
00:16:11,400 --> 00:16:13,100
Max Black: I have this with him
Write on it.

416
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,030
I have a lot of checks and
Fake recipes.

417
00:16:15,430 --> 00:16:17,630
I'm practically a famous one
doctor.

418
00:16:24,030 --> 00:16:25,200
Deke: You're serious.

419
00:16:25,200 --> 00:16:26,400
That says, I love you.

420
00:16:26,400 --> 00:16:28,730
No, this is Kloe Kardishan
while windsurfing.

421
00:16:31,000 --> 00:16:32,670
Yes, Deke. I love you.

422
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:38,170
Caroline Channing: Oh Bebe. I
I didn't expect you today.

423
00:16:38,170 --> 00:16:39,400
Didn't they want to move away?

424
00:16:39,400 --> 00:16:41,500
Bebe: I'm on the way, my
Car is at the door.

425
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:43,430
But I have my medication
forgotten here.

426
00:16:48,600 --> 00:16:50,600
So, where is the big one now?
pouch.

427
00:16:52,230 --> 00:16:53,370
Caroline Channing: If you
are already there,

428
00:16:53,670 --> 00:16:56,230
can you show me where the
Student financial records
are?

429
00:16:56,430 --> 00:16:57,970
Bebe: Gladly here in this one
folder,

430
00:16:57,970 --> 00:16:59,900
on which I depressing
have written.

431
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:01,300
Caroline Channing: I just want to

432
00:17:01,300 --> 00:17:03,100
find out if Deke is a
has scholarship.

433
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:04,970
Bebe: He definitely doesn't have one
Scholarship.

434
00:17:04,970 --> 00:17:06,330
His family is super rich.

435
00:17:06,330 --> 00:17:07,530
He's a bromberg.

436
00:17:07,730 --> 00:17:08,870
Caroline Channing: Wait, Bebe.

437
00:17:08,870 --> 00:17:09,770
Bromberg?

438
00:17:10,070 --> 00:17:12,230
I thought Deke's last name was
just mountain.

439
00:17:12,230 --> 00:17:14,730
Like in Ice or Pitts.

440
00:17:15,730 --> 00:17:17,700
Bebe: No, the name is Berg
an abbreviation.

441
00:17:17,700 --> 00:17:19,900
Like with me. My full
Name is Bebe Bebe.

442
00:17:24,070 --> 00:17:27,730
Does that mean Deke comes from?
the Bromberg family?

443
00:17:27,730 --> 00:17:29,370
Those from the Bromberg elevators,

444
00:17:29,370 --> 00:17:31,330
which are in every building in the
city are?

445
00:17:31,800 --> 00:17:34,930
The one from that
Bromberg Intestinal Center in New
York Hospital?

446
00:17:36,170 --> 00:17:38,970
Bebe: Yes, I have mine
handbag,

447
00:17:38,970 --> 00:17:41,400
and 60 cm from my colon
calm.

448
00:17:42,230 --> 00:17:43,370
It was nice to know her.

449
00:17:43,370 --> 00:17:44,400
See you again

450
00:17:49,070 --> 00:17:50,430
Max Black: Oh come on
again.

451
00:17:50,430 --> 00:17:52,600
If you mess up the dough,
I'll cut off your thing.

452
00:17:54,100 --> 00:17:56,370
Deke: Well a few kilos less
wouldn't do me any harm.

453
00:17:59,900 --> 00:18:02,030
Caroline Channing: I did
exciting news.

454
00:18:02,030 --> 00:18:03,730
Max Black: If not at all
new citizen at McDonald's
goes,

455
00:18:03,730 --> 00:18:04,670
then I don't care.

456
00:18:05,470 --> 00:18:07,830
Caroline Channing: Your Deke,
the dumpster deke,

457
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:09,600
is actually Dean Bromberg.

458
00:18:09,900 --> 00:18:11,600
From the Manhattan Brombergs.

459
00:18:11,600 --> 00:18:12,470
He is rich.

460
00:18:12,470 --> 00:18:14,070
What nonsense are you talking about?

461
00:18:14,070 --> 00:18:15,070
But I would know that.

462
00:18:15,070 --> 00:18:17,530
I would never tell a rich guy
say that I love him.

463
00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,870
Caroline Channing: It says here
everything. Isn't that the one?
Madness?

464
00:18:20,100 --> 00:18:22,230
It's like wearing a dress
buy what you like,

465
00:18:22,230 --> 00:18:23,700
and finds out that it's rich
is.

466
00:18:30,900 --> 00:18:32,630
Deke: Why are you doing this?

467
00:18:32,900 --> 00:18:34,030
Max Black: You're rich.

468
00:18:34,200 --> 00:18:35,300
Deke: Max wait.

469
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,730
Max Black: You gave me yours
Fake poverty.

470
00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:38,000
Liar.

471
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,430
John: Oh dear.

472
00:18:42,430 --> 00:18:44,200
Because I don't like such dramas anymore
wanted,

473
00:18:44,200 --> 00:18:46,430
I have that
Ohio State football team
leave.

474
00:18:53,270 --> 00:18:55,000
Caroline Channing: Why regst
are you so upset?

475
00:18:55,000 --> 00:18:56,270
Hiding that you are rich
is

476
00:18:56,270 --> 00:18:58,330
at worst, a small one
White lie.

477
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,670
Max Black: That's clear
the fattest lie,

478
00:19:00,670 --> 00:19:01,770
that I have ever heard.

479
00:19:01,770 --> 00:19:03,100
And she is unforgivable.

480
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,530
I would never have fallen for anyone
in love,

481
00:19:04,530 --> 00:19:06,030
who is murderous.

482
00:19:06,030 --> 00:19:07,300
Caroline Channing: We are
clearly,

483
00:19:07,300 --> 00:19:09,630
massive and monumental
different people.

484
00:19:10,770 --> 00:19:11,630
Deke: Hi Max!

485
00:19:11,630 --> 00:19:12,470
Can we talk?

486
00:19:12,700 --> 00:19:15,070
Max Black: Oh I don't know.
Depends who I'm talking to?

487
00:19:15,230 --> 00:19:18,030
I'll talk to Deke or Dean
Bromberg,

488
00:19:18,030 --> 00:19:19,200
the elevator king.

489
00:19:19,830 --> 00:19:21,900
Deke: Man, if that takes you with me
who makes coal so upset

490
00:19:21,900 --> 00:19:23,330
What do you do then?
you find out

491
00:19:23,330 --> 00:19:24,300
that I am a woman.

492
00:19:26,470 --> 00:19:27,730
Caroline Channing: That would be us
no matter.

493
00:19:29,830 --> 00:19:31,500
Deke: I'm not telling anyone that
I am rich,

494
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:33,000
before we say that we are
love,

495
00:19:33,000 --> 00:19:35,000
because I don't want that
Money changed something.

496
00:19:35,870 --> 00:19:37,700
Max Black: But money changes
everything.

497
00:19:37,930 --> 00:19:39,170
And now excuse me,

498
00:19:39,170 --> 00:19:40,370
I have to do my second job,

499
00:19:40,370 --> 00:19:41,870
something you have no idea about
have.

500
00:19:42,300 --> 00:19:44,470
Isn't there an asshole congress?
that you have to go to?

501
00:19:46,030 --> 00:19:47,270
Deke: I'm still here.

502
00:19:47,600 --> 00:19:49,500
And two customers are right now
came.

503
00:19:49,870 --> 00:19:51,330
Max Black: We need you
No money.

504
00:19:51,330 --> 00:19:53,200
We're also lousy lying people
pigs,

505
00:19:53,200 --> 00:19:54,770
who only pretend to be
poor.

506
00:19:54,930 --> 00:19:57,570
Mmm, yes. My mom has the dog
invented.

507
00:19:58,370 --> 00:20:00,500
Every time someone has one
buys a dog,

508
00:20:00,500 --> 00:20:01,970
we get 10 percent.

509
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:04,530
Caroline Channing: Now can
I don't believe it.

510
00:20:04,830 --> 00:20:07,030
Even after three years
are friends,

511
00:20:07,030 --> 00:20:08,930
Do you still have something against it?
rich people.

512
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:09,600
Max Black: Mmm, yes.

513
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:11,030
Because rich people suck.

514
00:20:11,030 --> 00:20:12,400
They think they are something
Better.

515
00:20:12,400 --> 00:20:13,800
And they're basically screwed up.

516
00:20:13,970 --> 00:20:16,030
So I want a rich guy
don't have.

517
00:20:16,600 --> 00:20:18,600
Caroline Channing: Me
repeat completely
different people.

518
00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:21,530
Oh Max just because he's on the outside
is very rich,

519
00:20:21,530 --> 00:20:23,870
That doesn't have to mean that he
doesn't tick like you inside.

520
00:20:23,870 --> 00:20:25,130
Life is complex.

521
00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:28,570
Max Black: I want you now
don't see, disappear.

522
00:20:29,130 --> 00:20:31,600
Sophie Kachinsky: Hi, I want to
don't see you now either.

523
00:20:32,130 --> 00:20:34,970
Let's get something with chocolate and
a icing on the cake.

524
00:20:36,130 --> 00:20:37,770
And speaking of icing on the cake.

525
00:20:37,970 --> 00:20:39,900
Your little homeless lover
wants

526
00:20:39,900 --> 00:20:40,900
something from you.

527
00:20:43,000 --> 00:20:45,830
Max Black: He's not
Homeless. He is not mine
Lover.

528
00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,730
And he is rich.

529
00:20:47,230 --> 00:20:48,430
Sophie Kachinsky: Rich?

530
00:20:48,430 --> 00:20:49,800
And he's single?

531
00:20:51,430 --> 00:20:54,300
Who knows, maybe I'll move
my high heels are off.


